Essa é uma paródia geek bem engraçada da nova música do Maroon 5, Moves Like Jagger, utilizando o famoso personagem Jabba the Hut da saga Star Wars como tema principal.
Confiram abaixo.
Abaixo a letra da música:
Oh! He’s Jabba the Hut
He’s a gangster
90% percent butt
High Blood Pressure
On this pleasure barge, he always lives large
with pig bodyguards
He never wears clothes
Cuz he’s baller
He puts on these shows
Girl’s wear collars
She danced for a bit
Got dropped in the pit
Now she’s rancor sh**
cause he rolls like this
Lick you with his tongue
On the trap door
Don’t get it on your face
He has cold sores
Move like Jabba
I’m eating food like Jabba
Wish I could mooooooove… like Jabba
No Jedi mind tricks can control him
The force bounces off his double chin
With them moves like Jabba
He’s got big boobs like Jabba
I gotta moooooooove… like Jabba
[Slave Lea]
My little bro, is a jedi knight
and you got my man stuck in carbonite
So fat and greedy
Prolly got diabetes
Like Willfred Brimly
So eat them frogs
Cuz this won’t end nice
Grab this chain, ooh Jabba, take your life
You put me in this slave outfit
My little bro will see this
Can’t believe we kissed
Ohhhhhh oh oh!
I think he liked it
[Han Solo]
His big slimy tongue
will seduce you
laugh like Salacious Crumb
when he shows you
All these moves like Jabba
I’m getting nude like Jabba
I gotta mooooooove… like Jabba
Goes to Space Buffets and eats it all
That’s why he’s got really high Cholesterol
With the moves like Jabba
We’ve got the moves like Jabba
I’ve got the moooooooves… like Jabba
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